Wind Waker early impressions
Feb. 28th, 2013 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, I've just beaten the boss of the first real dungeon in Wind Waker. I have impressions, most notably of my boat.
BOAT (at first meeting): Hi, I'm your BOAT. I can talk! But I don't have a sail. Can you please buy me a sail?
LINK: If you don't have a sail... how did you get from wherever you picked me up in the middle of the great big ocean somewhere to this island?
BOAT: Never mind that. I need a sail! It's okay if you buy other stuff, but make sure you buy a sail!
(LINK buys a sail. LINK then wanders around the island enjoying the local culture when he accidentally falls through a trap door and is dumped in the cove where the BOAT is waiting.)
BOAT: Omg omg omg! You bought me poniez!! a sail! Omg omg omg I must tell you about how to use the sail right now! Can we go sailing right now? Huh? Can we? We should go right now because omg I have a SAIL!
LINK: No. Shuddup. I got stuff to do.
(LINK runs off and does stuff. Eventually he returns to his BOAT, and they sail off to get Maguffin #1, aka Din's Pearl.)
BOAT: You need to talk to the dragon and get Din's Pearl.
LINK: Okay. Why do I need Din's Pearl?
BOAT: Never mind that. I need Din's Pearl!
(LINK muddles about a bit, and thinks it would be nice to go back to the last island for a bit first.)
BOAT: We cannot leave this island until you get Din's Pearl. I won't even let you come aboard until you get Din's Pearl!
LINK: Hey, wait a minute, who's in charge here?
BOAT: Who do you think?
LINK: I protest! You're railroading ..umm.. boat-loading me!
BOAT: Damn right. Now go get Din's Pearl!
LINK: <sigh>
I recognize that the world opens up considerably in a little while, and that I shouldn't be impatient. :)