Mildly amusing out-of-context headline

[amethyst73]

Seen on Google News:

"Vitamin D Lowers Risk of Death"

'Scuse me, but, erhm,  everybody dies.  It's one of those 100% things.

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[shoutingboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if you take Vitamin D, death is considerably less risky.

(Though I would like to know how they learned that.)